Why, hello there!

 

My name is Brandon. You've probably guessed that from my name being really huge up in the corner there. This is my 1 billionth (approximately) attempt at creating some sort of web presence, though this time, I am/have consolidated many of my previous work into one location. 

 

My primary function on this Earth is being a Dad and Husband, and that is where most of my material comes from. I've also been a teacher, electrician, retail grunt, telemarketer, tech support representative, and a custodian. I've also worked a long time with Youth Ministry, Media and Sound, and all sorts of other church work. All that adds up to a wide range of experience from which to draw. And make fun of. 

 

I dabble in digital art, and aspire to some day offer some kind of voice talent work. But I'm still working on that. 

 

Oh, and if you're trying to get on my good side, I accept money or Reese's cups as favor-gaining items.